1171.jpgA Private Function

1984, reissued in 2009

R4 DVD

Comedy

Britain

Handmade Films

Umbrella Entertainment

 

It is 1947 and Britain is still struggling under food rationing as their economy gets back onto a post-war footing. Basic foods are severely rationed, luxury foods like bacon are rare and only available on the black market and the black market is only available to those who can afford it. The local butcher is in on the meat racket but for the rest of the village, one woman says  “ I’m not always sure we aren’t eating something that ran in the 2:30”

 

Gilbert is a young chiropodist who finds out that the local upper class can not only afford the black market but are raising an unlicensed black market pig for their own use. They will serve it as the main piece of a banquet for the town’s elite to honour the young Princess Elizabeth on the occasion of her impending marriage. The elite are snubbing Gilbert’s social-climbing wife Joyce and his ever-hungry mother-in-law. Doctor Swaby particularly (Denholm Elliott) has taken a dislike to Gilbert and arranges to have him evicted from his new shop.

 

“Now, under this National Health Service, any poorly little pillock can come into my surgery and say "I'm ill! Treat me!" Honestly, sometimes I wonder what the last war was FOR.”

 

For Gilbert, revenge is now becoming an option.

 

Mr Wormold, the enthusiastic new Meat Inspector, is determined to stamp out the black market in food. Gilbert and his wife are determined to kidnap the pig for their own use.

 

Taking the pig proves fairly easy but keeping it in the house is not so straightforward. It has a case of diarrhoea from eating rats, rhubarb leaves and offal The smell is noticeable. Gilbert must kill and dress the pig, something for which he has not been trained and really has no stomach.

 

“But she’s my friend.” complains Gilbert

“Kill her, kill your friend” urges his wife.

 

The local gentry are also becoming desperate. Without the pig the best they can obtain for their banquet is two turkeys or a can of tuna. Then the word gets out about Gilbert’s pig and they confront him. What will happen now? Will the arrogant doctor get his pig back? Will Gilbert get his revenge? Will Mother get her feed of bacon? Will the police get the lot of them? And what of the pig? What does it get out of the deal?

 

This film stars the familiar trio of Michael Palin, Maggie Smith and Denholm Elliott. There are many other familiar faces from British comedy such as Pete Postlethwaite and Richard Griffiths (you’ll recognise them when you see them) and their skills turn this genteel little comedy into a hilarious class struggle. Alan Bennett’s script fits these actors like a glove and offers them tremendous opportunity for some great characterisations. My personal favorite is Liz Smith as Joyce’s slightly dotty mother. Although it’s a minor part she plays it to perfection. She remembers the better days and will eat anything that stands still.

 

Malcolm Mowbray’s sympathetic direction is vital to the film’s credibility. It would be so easy to make Joyce look like a pretentious social climber, which she is, but he treats her gently and her aspirations come across as just a sad little foible rather than a major weakness in her character. When it comes to the final showdown, she has the guts to do what must be done.

 

“Come, Gilbert, I think sexual intercourse is in order”

 

The film is nearly a quarter of a century old but is still as funny as when I saw it as a new release. Good comedy is timeless.

 

vatribflorish

 

 

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