OzAndJamesDrink.jpgOz and James Drink to Britain

RDF Media Group, BBC

Release date March 2,  2009

Acorn Media

 

Seven Episodes

 

Perhaps this should be called “Oz and James Get Half Pissed Around Britain”, in the interests of Truth In Advertising. James May (Captain Slow to Top Gear fans) and Oz Clarke (“International Wine Ponce” to James) cruise around Britain and Ireland in a Rolls Royce (naturally) towing a caravan, in search of a true British beer. It sounds boring, but the pair are actually quite funny in their own laid back way, bouncing happily off each other in a slightly fuddled way. They get even more laid back after a few more beers.  Oz seems to have a lot of trouble with pronouncing many words in the English language, and James looks even more like a badly-groomed spaniel than usual. We also get to see rather more than I liked of James’ hideous blue and pink striped shirt that he favours for Top Gear, and Oz seems to have far more pink in his wardrobe than any reasonable man should be allowed. 

 

This Series follows on from two earlier ones, in which Oz introduced James to the world of wine. James initially is less than amused.  You'll make beer complicated for me - just like you've made wine!”

 

We learn an awful lot about beer and its history. Their meandering course takes them through microbreweries, home brewers, modern brewing factories, and all the other sub-industries associated with beer. Oz teaches James the beer-tasting equivalent of wine-talk. It sounds just as pompous when applied to beer, although a little harder to understand after lots of pints.

 

One memorable episode involves a pub crawl by train to three consecutive railway stations whose refreshment rooms still serve beer. The results can be imagined, but the reality is still not pretty. Neither is their episode drinking Guinness.

 

There is, of course, the compulsory challenge in which each of them must make their own typical British beer. As an Australian, I thought they could have set their sights a bit higher than that. We won’t go into it, except to say that James cheats and imports a German micro-brewing machine, but gets his come-uppance when the instructions turn out to be written, not surprisingly, in German.

 

Unfortunately Oz, being a wine buff, can’t help tracking down vineyards and whisky, gin, cider, and vodka producers along the way. In fact, producers of anything alcoholic.  James is pretty good at jumping in for samples, so Oz usually finishes up having to drive the Rolls.

 

The series shows a side of James May that I never suspected from Top Gear.   It’s fun, it’s slightly educational, and it’s a lesson in just how hard it is to make a good beer.

 

 

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This review will appear in Volume 2 No.2 (2009) of the digital and print edition of Synergy Magazine.

 

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