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More Action Girls

Produced by Scotty JX

Yes, it’s more from the ActionGirls series. The intro to the fourth DVD says it all … “ This is the twisted vision of Scotty JX, a small-town computer geek turned soft-porn visionary who is combining every man’s loves of naked women and action movies into one irresistible package. “ Soft-porn – yes, and at this rate we won’t be reviewing any more as they fall outside the range of this magazine. Action – well, we will see.

Western Babes Vol. 1

This one still has pretensions to a plot of sorts, but that soon gives way to the sort of show we have come to expect from Scotty JX. The girls wear somewhat more clothing than usual, and leather never looked so good while it was on the cow.

We start with the traditional bar scene, where the bad girls are carousing. Enter the Stranger, clad in a little leather, guns and a lot of baby oil. She rides the world’s slowest horse. We finish with the main street gunfight in which one of the girls is killed. It’s OK, though – she later comes back to life, probably revived by the magical properties of baby oil.

This is followed by a sequence of a very well developed, unclad young lady riding a horse. This segment is not for people with weak hearts.

Cut to the typical cliché western scene with young well-oiled ladies fondling their mammaries in the main street, as seen in all good westerns. OK, it’s not Sergio Leone but I bet it would have been if he thought of it first.

Finally we have Scotty JX returning to his roots as the young ladies fire lots of shots from their various guns at absolutely nothing at all (just like their clothing).

This DVD is a victory for baby oil over tight leather.

HorrorBabe.com Vol. 1

Scotty JX returns to his favorite derelict buildings for Sexy Cyborgs. For some inexplicable reason they are wearing glasses with VCR head drums glued onto them.

Dead Sexy Babes is a tribute to zombies, but the girls are remarkably well-preserved for undead. Rather surprisingly, Scotty JX has opted for fake blood instead of baby oil.

The Batman sequence that follows is quite surreal and a little incomprehensible, but you do not watch these movies for their dramatic plot anyway.

We move on to nazis, cannibal vampires, Cyborgs fondling their wobbly bits, women with guns (of course), and so on. The costuming has by this stage degenerated to holes held together by small amounts of mesh, and even that is under a lot of strain.

ActionGirls – Water and Fitness

Wow! This is Scotty JX’s best yet. There is no semblance of plot, just lovely young ladies doing sporty type things in some quite stunning locations. These girls look far better than me on a bike – perhaps I don’t use enough baby oil?

Well-endowed young ladies like these should not be allowed to skip rope. Sooner or later someone’s going to get hurt or have a heart attack.

Baby oil really comes into its own in this DVD. In the swimming scenes there is more oil in the water than the Exxon Valdez disaster. In the battle between baby oil and spandex, once again the baby oil wins. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

If anything, Scotty JX just gets better. He has a knack for finding attractive females, although some of the old favorites are still there (like Veronica Zemanova) and his filming technique and direction are brilliant. Strictly speaking, these are an independent production. Other Indie producers must hate him for the lavish productions he brings to your screen. For Scotty JX, I think it’s a labor of love. So, once again, grab some beer, invite your mates over, sit back and enjoy.

This review will appear in Volume 2 No.2 (2009) of the digital and print edition of Synergy Magazine.

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