Don’t
Ask, Don’t Tell
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“Tiger-Lilied” films are those in which
an older “classic” is re-dubbed with a new sound track using new dialogue, new
voices and sometimes even new segments and characters. I have seen quite a few
of these over the years and they can range from the dismal to the hilariously
funny, one of the more amusing was a Hercules film re-dubbed with an outrageous
gag track which seemed to have a laugh a minute.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell takes the classic 1954
Sci Fi film “Killers from
Space” and reworks the invasion tale from aliens, to tell a story of the
military campaign against an invasion of homosexuals !!
As part of a secret military operation (Project
Manhole) to finally deal with the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” problem, 30,000
homosexuals are lured to ground zero in Sodom Flats with the promise of a free
Barbra Streisand concert. The plan is that the bomber Enola Gaybasher
will nuke the lot of them, but something goes wrong and it decimates a section
of the town of
But this is just the beginning, when Dr. Fartin travels to see how his plan has gone, he not only
finds the homosexuals have survived and are singing and dancing but is
kidnapped by aliens and genetically altered to become gay. The aliens from come from the planet
Uranus and their sole task is to protect
homosexuals throughout the universe.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell is a mixed bag; it
has a lot of jokes, sight gags, fairly low brow humour
and some attempts at social commentary on the rise of neo-conservatism in the
This is not a great film, but it is fun.
It has a lot of silly jokes and many fall flat,
however the sheer number of them means that at least you will get a regular
laugh when watching it. If you have watched the original Killers from Space
first it becomes even more humorous, so perhaps a double billing on a night at
home may be a good idea.
This is an unusual comedy and is a nice
break from what passes for humour in mass release
films, where the flood of
Extras includes some music features. A
trailer and a poster gallery from the original Killers from Space film.