Pink Eiga
All Region NTSC
Sexy
Battle Girls is a bizarre and unusual “pink cinema” title from Pink Eiga. This
is the very first time it has been available with English subtitles and is a true
gem of bizarre cinema. It has been released uncut and unrated in 16 x 9
widescreen in Japanese with very clear English subtitles.
The
film opens with a young girl called Mirai about to give up her virginity, as
the rather Seventies sounding music plays and the love-play increases in
intensity you have a feeling something is about to go wrong and it certain
does; as her lover takes the next logical step his penis is squashed by her
vagina. That’s right folks; she has a unique weapon down below, a Venus Crush. It seems she has been in
training all of her life to take revenge against the man who took away her
mother when she was a child. The truth of the matter is that her father just
could not compete in the dick department and her mother went with the man with
the biggest “tool”. Mirai has spent her early life crushing bananas, apples and
eggs in preparation for the day that her “weapon” can be put to use and save
her families good name. This is certainly an outrageous beginning to the film
and things just get better as the plot unfolds.
Okay,
I have to agree that the plot to the film is ludicrous, but the sheer audacity
of the story and the fetishism of the film creates a highly erotic and
intensely amusing experience. So overlook the silliness of it all and go along
for the ride !
Mirai
Asamiya enrolls in a new school where the sleazy looking headmaster is the man
who took her mother away with his large member. He also runs a prostitution
ring, grooming failing students as sex slaves for local politicians and wealthy
patrons, as we get to see on numerous occasions including the most explicit
section of the film. These more explicit scenes have been filmed with a strange
and quirky level of humour. I have never seen a sex scene which borders on XXX
and yet uses what is clearly a rubber penis pump in place of a penis to give
the whole scene a funny even laugh-out-loud feel.
As
Mirai tries to survive in the new school she finds that many of the other girls
are out to get her. There are catfights aplenty with “ninja pens”, “dildo
weapons” and lots more; never mind the whippings the headmaster gives out when
you don’t live up to the school rules. Soon it becomes clear she must fulfill
her mission and so with her Venus Crush
now liberated from its chastity belt she prepares to take on the headmaster’s
lesbian leather daughter and then the “large-membered” headmaster himself !
This
is an unusual pink film, the sex is explicit but not “XXX”, in place of organs
are various dildos and appliances so that the action actually seems more
explicit than it really is and has an element of play to it. So while there is
plenty of erotic activity with lots of breasts and ass on show, there is little
actually which crosses the line, unless you are challenged by fetish and Sexy
Battle Girls is filled with fetish; whips, chains, sex toys and lots more.
This
is a very fun and entertaining film, it is filled with erotica; catfights,
quirky sex scenes and a great sense of humour which makes it all seem so
playful. I loved it.
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