Nude Nuns with Big Guns

Sleaze exploitation

Pinnacle Films

R4

So apart from the most attention-grabbing title this year, what does this film have to offer? From the makers of that other great sleaze film Run, Bitch Run, Nude Nuns would be a credit to a better known director like Robert Rodriguez. We have the local church running a drug lab (staffed by nude nuns), prostitute nuns, biker gangs distributing the product, and a renegade ex-nun out for revenge. The result as you might expect is hilarious as well as bloody.

Father Bernardo and The Padre have built up a drug producing organization. They make a bit of money on the side by renting out the nuns for prostitution. One nun, Sister Sarah, is a bit reluctant so they drug her up before her clients arrives. For some reason she resents this.

The biker gang Los Muertos distributes the drugs and does a bit of rape as a sideline. Their leader, Chavo, is also the enforcer for the religious leaders and runs the brothel where the nuns do their holy work.

God reveals to the drugged-up Sarah his purpose – she is to be his avenging angel. She escapes, arms herself, and starts to take her anger out on the priesthood. They in turn set the biker gang to find her and kill her in what the Padre claims is a “holy war”. Sarah recruits other nuns to help her and the slaughter is on.

Make no mistake, it is not a good film in the Sound of Music sense. In this film the drugged murderous nun is on God’s side while the Church is a satanic organization worth destroying. The actors are not great either. But there is, as the title promises, lots of nudity and guns. Combine that with the unlikely plot and you have, not a great film, but great entertainment.

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