Muckman
Horror Parody
Chemical Burn Entertainment
R1 DVD
Although
it comes close, I can’t classify this film as schlock. It’s just too good at
what it does. No matter that it takes on all the characteristics of the old
Swamp Monster films and has all the stereotype characters. We can forgive the
crude model work and the stop-motIon animation. We
can even overlook the nighttime shots when we can see
blue sky through the trees. It still stands as a good fun story with a lot of
the old fashioned values that made this type of film so popular.
We
have the local rednecks, the man-in-rubber-suit monster, the wisecracking
half-stoned film crew and a few very attractive women so we can get the
compulsory bikini and cleavage shots. We even get a bikini catfight in the
river. What more do you need?
Mickey
O”Hara produces a TV show based on tracking down
monsters. He is not above faking the monsters if necessary, but his latest
fakery of a monster called the Muckman is so blatant
that his boss wonders if he is still up to the job. The man in the monkey suit
playing the Muckman has run into a tree and knocked
himself out. On camera. O’Hara’s main asset is his
attractive presenter Asia Buchanan (played by the extremely pneumatic and
sultry A. J. Khan aka Anju McIntyre) and without her
the show will flop. He is given one last chance to film the Muckman.
So it’s back to the swamp.
Mickey’s
going to get the footage right this time, but it will still be of a man in a
monkey suit. Whether he believes in the Muckman or
not doesn’t matter, the crew are going to come back to the studio with the
needed footage. Apart from Mickey, Asia is the only one in on the scam. The
driver Billie (Allison Whitney) suspects something is going on and sets up a
camera of her own.
Unknown
to all, including Horace, Elmer and Cletus, the rednecks hired to help, there
really is a Muckman. When Billie is caught filming
the fakery she is pitched into the river to drown but is saved by the Muckman. Now what? Will she survive the monster? Will
O’Hara get his just desserts? Will we get more of Asia’s cleavage?
The
actors are all good at their jobs but the best role is A J Khan as Asia, known
as “the princess” by the crew. The important thing about making the film work
is that all the staff seem to have put their heart
into it. They do not overact but their performances are so typical and perfect
for this type of film.
B-grade, yes, but loads of fun.
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