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R1 DVD

Adult Film Collection

Seduction Cinema

This collection contains four films very loosely based on big-name films, with an emphasis on low-level lesbian sex. The plots aren’t great, neither is the acting, but they are pleasant enough fun and there is plenty of titillation. They are well shot and the sound is good, but there are enough flaws to give you a bit of a laugh as well. Bagpipe music as a background to a lesbian scene?

The films started out as very low-budget offerings on cable TV. Much of Lord of the G-Strings, for instance, looks like it was shot in someone’s back garden. Look for the low stone retaining walls. As the early films started to make a good return there was more money to spend on later ones (although not in the costume department). Putting the films onto the new medium of DVD helped a lot.

Lord of the G-Strings

Supposedly a take on Lord of the Rings, but the plot of the original soon gets lost in the girl-girl action. One really nice thing about this film is that the girls look completely natural rather than the silicone-and-Botox plastic look of the mainstream porno films. Misty Mundae is an attractive young girl and doesn’t need the puffed-up harridan look so prevalent now.

If I have a major criticism of the film it’s that there is rather too much girl-girl and after a while I got annoyed at watching the girls have all the fun. Apart from that it’s pretty mild and if you’re looking for pussy shots and penetration you will have to get your jollies elsewhere.

Spiderbabe

This one stars Misty Mundae again in a take-off of guess-which-film. The acting isn’t too bad but the plot, as usual is unimpressive.

Gladiator Eroticus

Oh, look ! There’s Misty Mundae again ! And the stone retaining walls ! The plot is a little better. I loved the fake-looking Roman ruins scattered around the countryside. If only the girls wouldn’t walk past them and show that the “ruins” are only a couple of metres high. There’s also what looks suspiciously like a statue of the Buddha lurking behind some trees. Surely if gladiators were still fighting there, the Coliseum wouldn’t be in ruins?

Then again, I suppose you aren’t watching these films as historical re-enactments, are you? We can probably let a few minor errors slip past – like the sunglasses on the Germans, the high heels on the gladiators’ boots (that would be handy in the arena) and the lion wearing sneakers.

Playmate of the Apes

II thought at first this would be a take-off of Planet Of The Apes, but try as I might I don’t remember Charlton Heston running around in a leopard-skin g-string doing lesbian scenes. The usual actresses, the usual back garden, the usual everything. The only difference is that the plot is, if anything more farcical. Still, it’s only a way to link lesbian scenes anyway. Thankfully they managed to keep the people in ape suits out of the girlie scenes.

Extra

An interview with guess who, Mistie Mundae ! Well, it starts out as an interview but soon turns into reruns of scenes from the films and more girl – girl scenes with a friend. The booklet enclosed with the two-DVD set is more informative, although not as attractive.

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