Dinosaur Valley Girls

Dinosaur Valley Girls

Frontline Entertainment

R1 DVD

Dinosaur Valley Girls is a B grade extravaganza which combines “Harry Harryhausen” like dinosaurs, a celebrity parody and lots of cavewomen in skimpy outfits. It is a mixture of a lost in the Jungle film with the sexy feel of Women of the Amazon cinema with a dose of sci fi and some celebrity humour to boot.

Tony is an action based film star, he is a bit beyond his prime and his martial arts career is failing. He is preparing to star in Feet of Fury Four but is plagued by strange visions and dreams. These dreams feature a very silly looking dinosaur and a sexy cavewoman, they interefer with his life day and night and worse compel him to repeat strange phrases.

Tony’s life is even more complicated by his whining girlfriend who is with him just because she hopes he can get her “a small part” in one of his films. His constant smoking has also taken its toll and his martial arts skills are fading fast. His sensei keeps kicking his butt at the dojo and the celebrity reports on his future are not that great.

He decides to go to a local museum to learn more about his dinosaur fixation and sees a large beasty that looks like the one in his dream. After holding an ancient Talisman in his hand and issuing forth his inane desire to find the dinosaur woman of his dreams, he is transported to Dinosaur Valley, a land where humans and dinosaurs lived side by side.

Dinosaur Valley is populated by rather hairy and stupid cavemen and lovely cavewoman who wander around in skimpy outfits. They are far more intelligent than the men and take a liking to the clear shaven Tony. They do have their problems however, I especially like the scene when a dinosaur attacks and rather than eating or killing Hea-thor the cave woman it simply tears off her top and knocks her out.

This is fun and silly entertainment filled with beasts, sexy girls and breasts; it has reasonable acting, good looking sets and dinosaurs which range from animatronic models to what are obviously lizards. At times it is so kitsch and ridicoulous you will laugh yourself silly.

The DVD included both a Director’s Cut and a Family Edition. Extras includes everything from music videos, a cave-English diction to New Cavegirl Pin Ups and commentaries.

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