Alien vs. Ninja
Madman
R4 DVD
Japanese with English subtitles
When
it comes to schlock the Americans are not the only contenders. This Japanese
film has all the requisite bits for a monster movie – lots of detached body
parts, clashing of cutlery, gore galore and
man-in-rubber-suit monsters. We also have a gorgeous girl ninja who makes black
leather look better than it ever looked on the cow.
The
plot is about as basic as they come. Alien predators comes
to earth to breed, meet bunch of ninjas, fighting follows. The rest of the film
seems to be just an extended battle with the monsters. The acting is crude and
stylised, the characters are pretty ordinary and undeveloped and the compulsory
fat guy comic relief is hopelessly overdone.
So
why did I love the film? Perhaps because it is so overdone.
It’s a film worthy of Roger Corman on his best days,
although he would have worked in some bikini girls as well. Somehow.
It’s the sheer bravery of trying to blend two genres and so totally failing
that gives the film its appeal. It’s a great laugh and well worth watching if only
for the leather-clad girl.
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