Agent 69 Jensen
In The Sign of Scorpio
1977, re-released 2009
Denmark
Music Video Distributors
R1 DVD
Reviewer: Bob Estreich
Danish with subtitles
With the spread of the
video recorder in the late 1970s it seemed only natural that the adult film
industry would take advantage of it to open up a whole new market of erotic
films for home use. Until this period there were very few erotic films available
publicly. Any new film had to first find a distributor, then get a rating from
the local censors, then find cinemas willing to show it. In Australia and much
of the rest of the world this usually meant after-midnight showings at the
local drivein theatre. In 1969 the Danish government made a brave move and
decided that what people wanted to watch
was none of the Government’s business. They removed censorship on adult films
and this encouraged a rapid development of their native film industry. Such
films as I Am Curious (Yellow) (1967), Danish Escort Girls (1976)
and Sexual Freedom in Denmark (1970) gave the country a bit of an
undeserved reputation for being sex-obsessed. When the films were translated to
video the market flourished.
In the United States the
same thing happened. The wowsers complained about the drop in moral values and
predicted the end of civilisation, but distribution of these films on videotape
was too strongly entrenched before they could become organised enough to try to
prevent it. Both countries had capable local film industries from which to draw
technical and production staff and many U.S. films resemble a standard feature
movie of that time – good sets, high-quality cinematography, recording on film,
and with at least some emphasis on acting ability. Often they took their inspiration from
mainstream films of the time and reworked the plot to produce either a spoof
like Flesh Gordon (1974) or a copy of a well-known film like Sex
World (1978)
There was a strong
difference between the types of films from the two countries. The Scandinavian
films generally depicted the sexual content as good fun in the context of a
semi-serious plotline. The U.S. productions very quickly degenerated to a
relentless progress towards the “money shot” and gradually any pretence of a
plot faded. Their industry became straight pornography rather than
entertainment. Such is the appeal of some of the earlier films that they are
now getting a new lease of life on DVD.
This film comes from the
period when Danish filmmakers could still produce a good, funny romp. It is
part of the Agent 69 Jensen series which is something like a cross between Get
Smart and Inspector Clouseau, with naked women. Jensen is an agent for Danish
Intelligence and manages to bumble his way through convoluted plots, larger
than life villains, and very attractive young women to complete his mission.
The baddie in the film is the evil Skorpion, who has an enjoyable habit of
ripping the clothing off his young female assistants when angered.
The plot revolves around a
missing microfilm that Danish Intelligence wants to hand over to Agent
Horsepower of the CIA. Unfortunately it is given to the wrong man and the hunt
is on to recover it. All the protagonists finish up in the Skorpion’s hideaway.
Here a long-drawn-out but quite funny set of sex scenes ensues as they look for
the microfilm. Although the sex content is close to what you would expect from
an American film it is done with taste and style, rendering it quite
inoffensive and allowing you to enjoy the humour. The film is full of
predictable clichés, farce and good fun.
Its stars were mostly
quite well known in the genre. The attractive Anna Bergman also appeared in Adventures
of a Taxi Driver and Intimate Games. Torben Bille plays a demented
dwarf henchman, and later did The Sinful Dwarf (1973). Ole Soltoft as
Agent 69 continued through the series and went on to appear in more than thirty
films including the Bedroom Mazurka series. If I have a criticism to
make of the film, it is that all the young women are tall attractive blondes
and after a while you lose track of which is which. As if it matters. The film
appears to have been shot on film stock rather than direct to video, which at
that time had some serious technical shortcomings. As a result we get a crisp,
clean print with vibrant colours which really shows off some of the lavish sets
(and the tall naked blondes).
Don’t expect great cinema
from this film. It is simply a happy little piece, a good example of its times,
with quite a lot of inoffensive sex content. Since it’s not trying to out-porn
anyone, it is good entertainment.
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